Two himbos and a conman walk into a desert…

The Scene:

Ch’alla Qala and Midas have just made their
trade deal in the Sunye Wastes outside of
Ch’alla Qala’s home.
Midas goes exploring and stumbles upon
a pile of floor money…

Midas: “Hmm this pile of money is too much for me to carry, I’m gonna go ask Ch’alla if they want to help me carry it!”
~Travel back to Ch’alla Qala’s home~
Ch’alla Qala: “Woah, you look like you’re in a rush! Need more glass already? Hehe…
Midas: “Thanks but not right now, I found a huuuuuuge pile of floor money! Do you want to help me carry it back, we can split it!”
Ch’alla Qala: “OOOO OF COURSE I WANT FLOOR MONEY, LETS GO!!” *screams*
~Travel back to floor money pile~
Ch’alla Qala: “Hey, you didn’t tell me someone else is here!” *growls*
Midas: “There wasn’t whenever I left! Who are you??”
Pizza: “I don’t know…”
Ch’alla Qala: “You look like a fuckin pizza haha”
Pizza: “That’s it! Thank you for naming me! Who are you?”
Midas: “I’m Midas and this is Ch’alla Qala! Do you want to help us carry this floor money, we can split it three ways!”
Pizza: “Oh yes! I love Shiny things!!”
Ch’alla Qala: sighs